I suppose I was in a vegetative mood, because I spent an inordinate amount of time watching bad movies this past week. Some were chosen for their badness; others just turned out that way.
Dalton the bouncer
The level of acting in this movie is just incredibly bad. I’m not talking about the leads, Patrick Swayze and Ben Gazzara, but the folks who have three or four lines. A movie like this made today would feature better secondary actors, which leads me to believe that the acting profession has markedly improved in the last twenty years or so.
I was surprised at how violent this film got towards the end. I guess I shouldn’t have been, but ratings do tend to soften with time (like Midnight Cowboy bearing a ridiculous X rating).
Dog Chow and Ver-sayce
The lines are ridiculous, the acting is so over-the-top that it would clear Mount Everest. But one thing you cannot say about this movie — it is never boring, and therefore, I’d highly recommend it.
What this film needed:
There were a few moments where I laughed, but the movie just isn’t funny enough. The highlight without a doubt is Ryan Phillippe paging through MacGruber’s journal.
|Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen
Click the Fast Forward
Jet li’s Fist of Legend is my favorite Chen Zhen story. I’m a huge Donnie Yen fan — if you haven’t seen Kill Zone or Flash Point, they’re absolute gems. This one had a few nice action sequences, but the rest of the film is forgettable.
|Batman: Year One
Bryan Cranston makes
A faithful adaptation of the Frank Miller graphic novel. It’s a decent film, but the guy who does Batman’s voice is wrongly cast.
|The Wicker Man (2006)
Some films are so bad
The scenes of this movie that are on YouTube, such as Cage beating up Leelee Sobieski in a bear suit, are funny, but the humor unfortunately is derived from their lack of context. There’s no question the scene is silly, but within the movie, it makes more sense, and therefore, not really funny.
This actually was not a bad movie for the first half of its runtime. And even the latter half isn’t a total failure — it was more along the lines of being ill conceived. Let’s just put it this way: it’s no Showgirls.